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dutchster:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i’m so sorry i wrote “fuck me right here” with an arrow pointing to your ass

on your back

with sunscreen

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

chezzr:

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

rude

dirtylittledamsel:

2013 was literally just one big vine

andrewbelami:

THIS POST IS MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT

andrewbelami:

THIS POST IS MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT

Anonymous said: If you're a vegan then why do you own a dog

rabioheab:

what

barn-animals:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

PLEASE NO

barn-animals:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

PLEASE NO

vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom

vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom

Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT