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kingsleyyy:

shit we’re sick of hearing so far in 2014: “yasssss”, “slay”, “talk dirty” and “thot” x

shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

sorry:

for party rocking

vsian:

When you put the tip in and he already moanin.

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

What is there not to love about Eddie Izzard? :D

certifiedpornstar:

i hope rihanna wins the world cup

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes