i’m so sorry i wrote “fuck me right here” with an arrow pointing to your ass
on your back
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
2013 was literally just one big vine
THIS POST IS MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT
Anonymous said: If you're a vegan then why do you own a dog
What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.
Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.
i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT