i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
for party rocking
When you put the tip in and he already moanin.
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky
me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed
What is there not to love about Eddie Izzard? :D
i hope rihanna wins the world cup
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes